Dress for your weight...the Warped Tour losers
We've got nothing against a few extra pounds. Hell, we've got a few extra pounds. So don't think we're picking on these people simply because they (like most Americans) should probably get out and run around some. That's not the case at all. Our point here is that there are some basic rules.
1) If it sticks out and jiggles, cover it up.
2) Clothing should flow over the body, hiding flaws. If I can see your back fat clearly outlined in cotton then your shirt is too tight.
3) Bulges are your body's way of trying to escape bad fashion.
Every one of the pictures here illustrates the importance of one or more of these rules.
Pants and shirt are so tight that I wish back fat was the only thing I could see.
The shirt is too tight and sleveless is an unfortunate choice for anyone with an elbow-roll.
This group has several fashion violations, but pay close attention to the girl on the right. She's not pregnant.
If it sticks out and jiggles, what's the rule?
There's so much wrong here that this chick could become the poster child for this site.
1) If it sticks out and jiggles, cover it up.
2) Clothing should flow over the body, hiding flaws. If I can see your back fat clearly outlined in cotton then your shirt is too tight.
3) Bulges are your body's way of trying to escape bad fashion.
Every one of the pictures here illustrates the importance of one or more of these rules.
Pants and shirt are so tight that I wish back fat was the only thing I could see.
The shirt is too tight and sleveless is an unfortunate choice for anyone with an elbow-roll.
This group has several fashion violations, but pay close attention to the girl on the right. She's not pregnant.
If it sticks out and jiggles, what's the rule?
There's so much wrong here that this chick could become the poster child for this site.
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