"1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi.. HAVE YOU CHANGED YET?"

As our night progressed in Seattle, the fashion did not. There are a number of things wrong with this outfit.

Perhaps she went to the gym, didn't have time to change her bra so she threw on a (potentially) cool shirt and forgot to take off her weight lifting belt off. If that's the case I will forgive her. But something tells me she tried on several hundred outfits before leaving home and decided this was the look she would go with. Sad really.

The poorly done tattoo takes away from the horridness of this ensemble, if only for a second. But not long enough to forget that belts were meant for belt loops and sports bras for exercising.

Who died and made you the fashion queen you ask? Well, I'm not too sure but hopefully her outfit will take a plunge and refuse to be worn all at the same time ever again.