JEM!!!

Ahh... the waitress. This masterpiece seems to be constructed with a piece of fabric from the clearance bin at Joanne Fabric. This would have been fine, had she not simply put it over her head and cut a HUGE whole for her slender body. Though it looks like it was falling off, she had a spiffy little belt to hold it together. He electric blue bra strap matched her plastic earrings. Nice.

Next the white boots... AGAIN! Did I miss the fashion alert convincing people these were not merely part of a Jem and the Holograms Halloween costume, but should be a staple in every hipsters closet? I'm sure they were a "find" at a vintage clothing store downtown. You know? The kind that charged you $200 for those boots someone else wore 25 years ago.