Has anyone seen my dog? A black show poodle...

I live in Portland, not in the hills of Mongolia. So how could I have missed out on this fashion crisis? This was my first run in with the champion of the boot war. Move over Uggs! At first glance, nothing seems to appear off. Follow the long hair to the down the back and continue on to the boots.

This is one of many, many pairs of this particular type of boot I saw. I thought Uggs were bad! I think she had her poodle skinned and wrapped around her feet. Unfortunately, this is not the worst set I saw. They come in an array of pastel colors. Baby Blue, Pink, Lavender and the Classic White.

In what world is it okay to where a tank top and fuzzy boots fit for snow shoeing?