Having an entourage helps people distinguish whether you are an actual hooker, or just a regular no-cost skeezbag.

Shall I start from the bottom or the top?

A la Joan Rivers: "Darling, what are you wearing?"

Hair: "I just did the roadie from Poison last night"

Shirt: "Roy Horn gave this to me after he was mauled by the tiger! Sweet, huh?"

Skirt: "I just want everyone to know I'm not a dude. See? Nothing hanging down here but a few threads!"

Boots: "David Bowie from the Labyrinth, remember? Geez."

And, as always, what goes around comes around. Or turns around. Entourage in tow.