Warped Tour 2005

Tulip and I made our way to St. Helens for the Warped Tour yesterday and rounded up some prize-winners for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down, there are several categories. Please enjoy and comment!
~Twisted

Special Category: Eat Something!!!!!

Karen Carpenter was wrong. You can be too thin.

Hair...The Warped Tour Winners

While Liberty Spikes and Mohawks may not cut it in the office, they are perfect for an event like this. Especially if they're as well done as these.

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And if you're gonna do blue, do it right.

Dress for your weight...the Warped Tour winners

There were a few people at the tour who showed good sense and enhanced their overall appearance by allowing some mystery as to what's under the outerwear.

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Not huge, but not perfect. However she is perfectly accentuated with a good hair style for her face and a T-shirt the correct size.

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This couple maintains edge as well as fashion dignity.

Dress for your weight...the Warped Tour losers

We've got nothing against a few extra pounds. Hell, we've got a few extra pounds. So don't think we're picking on these people simply because they (like most Americans) should probably get out and run around some. That's not the case at all. Our point here is that there are some basic rules.

1) If it sticks out and jiggles, cover it up.

2) Clothing should flow over the body, hiding flaws. If I can see your back fat clearly outlined in cotton then your shirt is too tight.

3) Bulges are your body's way of trying to escape bad fashion.

Every one of the pictures here illustrates the importance of one or more of these rules.

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Pants and shirt are so tight that I wish back fat was the only thing I could see.

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The shirt is too tight and sleveless is an unfortunate choice for anyone with an elbow-roll.

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This group has several fashion violations, but pay close attention to the girl on the right. She's not pregnant.

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If it sticks out and jiggles, what's the rule?

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There's so much wrong here that this chick could become the poster child for this site.

Bad Hair

This hair was spotted at the Bellmont Inn. The gentleman in question is wearing his hair in a knobby bun and he has something taped to the side of his face.

The lesson here is simple: Always get dressed BEFORE you get high. If you wait until after, you'll forget and just go out however you are.

Welcome to PDX Fashion!

Here at PDX Fashion we’re committed to ferreting out the best and the worst of Portland’s unique fashion sense. We’re not looking for Prada clad women roaming the streets on the arms of Armani suited men. We’ll leave those for New York and L.A. What we are looking for is the people who best epitomize Portland’s casual “jeans for every occasion” sort of look.
However, as in all things, if there’s a best, there has to be a worst. We’ve all seen someone who is wearing something so ridiculous that it makes us wonder; “Do they own mirrors?”
Over the coming weeks you will see several categories go up. If you think of something that we may have missed, please feel free to let us know. So far we’ve come up with: Hair, Shoes, Separates Coordination, Total Outfit, and Dress for your Weight.
Enjoy!
Twisted Tulip